I hate

Zero time for this. I get my kebab meat chucked on a portion of chips these days.

I get my kebab meat chucked on a portion of chips these days.

Large doner meat and chips. Natures tastiest and most effective laxative.

I always marvel at how the humble kebab is the one food item that can still remind you exactly how it tasted up to 24 hours later.

I always marvel at how the humble kebab is the one food item that can still remind you exactly how it tasted up to 24 hours later.

I agree, although only a good kebab has that ability.

Brilliant idea! Have just rearranged the body parts in the chest freezer to accommodate these.

Whaaat? Portobello mushrooms are seriously tasty!

I used to go to Archway Kebab Centre every Sunday afternoon on my way home to Birmingham from my girlfriend’s in Highbury and I’d rarely make it home without making a mess of a cubicle at an M1/M6 service station.

They can be but usually they're the token vegan thing in a place that doesn't do much vegan food and they're shit, less of a problem the last few years though as most places offer some half decent veggie/vegan options.

I'd be up for that too and banning nasty chemical patio cleaners too.

But ultimately it's down to convenience, I will have to figure out a low water use non chemical way to clean my driveway that won't take hours.

Weeds you can pull out / boil with water.

Was this burrito missing the structurally critical tinfoil wrapping, by any chance?

tinfoil

Soggy bread on tinfoil is a recipe for ending up chewing tinfoil, which is a horrible sensation.

Hated.

This ties in with dry robe wankers, but wild swimming wankers. Holier than though cold water zealots, fuck off, you're literally just wading into a sheep carcass infested pool in your under crackers for the Instagram....

See also 'Mudlarking'

Fuck. Off. 😂

Cats.

Shitting in my garden with impunity is bad enough but last night I nipped outside and some fucker ran into my house. I've no idea why everyone has to accept them being little cunts because someone wants a pet.

yeah...but they're gorgeous

I went for a dip in Hartham Common on Saturday night. Some previous visitors had left a load of rubbish which was being investigated by a massive rat. Quite a good looking creature but didn't want to hang around for a picture. Need to take a rubbish sack next time I go.

See also 'Mudlarking'

Don't knock it until you've tried it.

@Dropout of this parish introduced me to it about 12 years ago. Its a great way to spend a lazy day.

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Its all wedding rings , guns and clay pipes isn't it ? 🙃

You’re suggesting that there’s such a thing as a bad kebab?

I’d love to go mudlarking. Are you allowed to use a fuck off big magnet?

https://youtu.be/DLG1jbPrp2Q

That might cheer you up, bit involved to implement though ;)

I just find it weird that it has to be called something! Isn't it just fucking about next to a river?!

I just find it weird that it has to be called something! Isn't it just fucking about next to a river?!

To be fair, it has been called mudlarking since the 17th century.

You are quite correct though, it is just fucking about next to the river.

I only got into it for a few months. Best finds? Some clay beads which aren't really dateable but are at least 500 years old. A bunch of clay pipes (some more interesting and older than others) and my absolute favourite...an ivory wax tablet stylus. Museum of London identified it for me and thought it would have been used by somebody stocktaking on a cargo boat in the days before paper and fumbled into the river. A whole lot of 17th and 18th century coins from countries in Europe and even Africa. Finding a leather shoe from the middle ages was pretty cool too.

Edit: And loads of musket balls!

I’d love to go mudlarking. Are you allowed to use a fuck off big magnet?

I don't see why not but apparently its way more regulated than it used to be so perhaps the rules have changed. You'd end up with thousands of iron nails though...lots of evidence of shipbuilding and wrecking on the Thames.

To be fair, it has been called mudlarking since the 17th century.

Not for the first time I stand corrected! I didn't know that. I assumed it was a made up name to sell Mudlarking clothing/boots/equipment etc etc to people!