I hate

Wtf is a coffee grout please?

We have a few, now if my wife only used them…

It does work well but apparently they are super hard to pick up and remove the hair from...

I also miss my quarterly shower foot baths.

easier than unblocking the pipes that the drain is attached to I'm assuming.

how about we ban cats?

best proposal i have read on here for ages

Wtf is a coffee grout please?

I assume typo and should be coffee grounds

Autocorrect is a pain in the aunt

Oh definitely, but as my girlfriend does neither i'm gonna assume she'll stick with her original excuse.

100% sure this has been said at least once before on this thread, but people who list stuff on FB marketplace, here, gumtree or wherever, put £0 and then 'message me for price'. No, just put the price. There's a little box where you can type the price, so you don't have to tell people via message. Put the price there, then I can see it without asking you. Unless there's some reason why you're bashful about putting the price on the ad, like its too high for instance.

Hi is this still available? x100

Hi is this still available? x100

Ha, I put a couple of things up the other week and just get asked this all the time, I say yes then hear nothing, apart from one person who arranged to pick it up the next day but never turned up.

Yeah that and people that reply the wanted section on here with exactly what you want only to ghost you after you immediately respond with a looks great how much do you want for it?
I'm not asking for the thrill of the chase i really do want that saddle, fork or whatever. Its actually more annoying than the I've got one but I'm but I'm not selling, I've just sold mine or whatever website used to have them but currently out of stock responses.

Another petition for the plastic grass haters
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/608295

Today it's Mericanism's like 'my bad'

You're a throbber if you say it.

I'm getting a lot more "ya'll" these days. It's winding me up more than it should.

I say yes then hear nothing, apart from one person who arranged to pick it up the next day but never turned up.

This…wtf is this?
Also “it says pick up only, will you post it or bring it to me for free?”

I sold a telly on FB and ignored every single person who didn’t begin with a simple greeting or say ‘please’.

It seems petty and very Victor Meldrew but I’m just not prepared to be complicit in society abandoning its manners.

Toddlers in supermarkets who get into excited hyper screamathons with each other. Probably being fed fucking Irn Bru and Mars Bars by their bovine day walker parents....

Reply "yes, absolutely", then ghost them.

lol

Or "Yes, I'm on my way round now" and then ghost them (whilst also leaving them wondering how you knew where they lived...)

Plastic grass is... removing natural water retention in soils and aiding flooding

As noted before, this is somewhat misleading.

Both our neighbours gardens hold water when we have a heavy downpour, no such issues with my devil lawn.

I by no means endorse getting fake grass but as we inherited our garden from an elderly disabled couple i have struggled to find good reason to throw it in the bin. Other than the obvious benefits of being low maintenance it requires zero watering or feed. Our garden is full of bee and insect friendly plants and we have a big old composter to help improve the quality of the soil. Given the very poor soil composition and drainage issues our neighbours warned us about real grass is off the table. We have considered cutting it back and introducing gravel and grasses but we don't want to the dog to loose it's play space.

it requires zero watering or feed

Where are you? You can have a functioning 'family lawn' in the majority of the UK with natural watering and no feed. Different if you want a bowling green or something.

You can’t if you are on London clay, have a dog and your neighbour has planted a 10m tree next to your southern fence