Overheard at the LFGSS golf club bar

All this talk of Ferraris reminds me of an article I read on the BBC website last week about Rod Stewart repairing potholes:

In the Instagram post, Sir Rod claimed the road had been in need of repair "for ages" but that "no-one can be bothered to do it".

Dressed in a tracksuit and high-vis vest, he explained why he and "the boys" decided to fix it themselves.

"People are bashing their cars up. The other day, there was an ambulance with a burst tyre. My Ferrari can't go through here at all," he said.