I hate

I think they're for when you get out of the sea.

Bidon, casquette, musette, chapeau...all that carry on.

You're not in fucking French France John.

Fuck.Off.

And that’s before we get into gruppo, Campy and the like.

And while we’re at it, fuck Spesh, Bonty and all their mates

^Indeed.

Also Sssssram. What? It's clearly fucking SRAM, fucking stupid name anyways.

Yeah I never understood calling it ‘shram’. It’s an acronym isn’t it? With the S standing for Scott. So where the hell are people getting the ‘sh’ from?

Ess ram

Damn you to hell

Songs that tell stories. Worst example being Up the Junction by Squeeze. Like a fucking nursery rhyme.

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That’s an odd name for sure.
And to add, in Polish, it means “I’m shitting”. Where “OSRAM” means “I will shit on…”.

Where do you work?

This is the correct pronunciation, thank you for standing up for what is right

Songs that tell stories.

But...

https://youtu.be/EMpzWrDss_s

or if you can find a copy, this is a good'un albeit the writers motivation behind it isn't very good so i'm editing it out.

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Is that because of reduced neck mobility ?

People who insist on pronouncing Moog and Miche correctly

See also: pho.

I’m not actually Vietnamese so I’ll continue to say ‘foe’.

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How about Tange?
And chorizo? (I understand it only goes so far for most people)
Škoda?

How is it pronounced?

and Nike. I have friends who work for them and they will not let it go if I don't pronounce it 'Nye-key'.

Met a marketing guy who worked with Nike. He said the got very eggy if it wasn't pronounced properly, Nike-ee.

Like SRAM not fucking SSSS-SRAM, you don't say Shhhhhhimano do you?

you don't say Shhhhhhimano do you?

By the Vietnamese, it’s something close to ‘fuh’.

Good chat and all, but I've literally no idea of what people are meaning either the correct or incorrect pronunciations to be. Proper phonetic notations please.

Have we done people (generally from the Midlands) who pronounce reservoir as reservwire?