The worst things about these cashmere jumpers is that if you were mad enough to buy one, I guarantee that it will be accidentally put in a tumble dryer within one year and will turn into a stiff as fuck hand puppet.
(Not gonna lie, the phrase "stiff as fuck hand puppet" has made me a bit horny)
The worst things about these cashmere jumpers is that if you were mad enough to buy one, I guarantee that it will be accidentally put in a tumble dryer within one year and will turn into a stiff as fuck hand puppet.
(Not gonna lie, the phrase "stiff as fuck hand puppet" has made me a bit horny)