I hate

There is a thing called #dryrobewankers for those sorts.

I've had one for years I use for open water swimming in the sea. Feel quite concious now when I'm using it.

That is the only setting these are acceptable so I'll grant you a pass as that's what they are designed for. I saw 5 middle aged mums walking their tiny dogs drinking pretentious coffees walking along the prominade wearing these this morning. 4/5 were Camo as well. Is there a collective noun for these wankers?

Had to look him up, quite a fall from Million Dead. Also at first I thought you meant Frank Carter and was very confused at the thought of him being at Eton.

I’ve had one for a few years as a coat for after cyclocross races. Once on my kit can drop to my ankles and I can wander round with nowt underneath nice and warm.

I'm sure they're very practical and i regularly end up flashing arse and bollock post race using a towel. But you know the sort I'm talking about👇

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YES! Dry robe nonces

Saw Million dead and wasn’t mega impressed, but quite a departure from that to bourgeois Levellers

Agree absolutely they are the new face of Ath-leisure. Coffee in one hand staring at an Apple Watch

Dry robe - check
Coffee - check
Apple Watch - check

Behold the new face of ath-leisure

You've got the body for it too.

Add Bathrobes on a night out to the list. You may be a tough guy but you still look a helmet.

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^ bath-leisure

^Bath-Oliver?

Behold the new face of ath-leisureC

Compliment them on their shell suit. They'll like that.

Yup!

https://instagram.com/dry_robe_count_?utm_medium=copy_link

This is clearly a pretty serious issue

Spot on. He’s fucking dreadful.

so that chap follows random strangers (mostly women) around to take sly photos so he can mock them online (with the same shit madlibs joke every time) and all the while he's out and about looking like this?... https://www.instagram.com/p/CWgI8OQojce/

people in dryrobes > that guy

I think people send in the photos, but yeah

Behold the new face of ath-leisure

It's called Gorpcore.

when you forget you're wearing contact lenses and rub your eye, and then
spend twenty minutes trying to get the fucker out

Oh yeah. Twinned with missing that bit of towel fluff on your finger that then gets on the inside of the lens as you pop it in.

What would be the rapha equivalent in dry robes?
Asking for a friend.

Overpriced.

probably some submissions I'm sure (though encouraging other people to do it as well leaves a similar bad taste) but I could recognise a lot of them as being from around Brighton after spending last few years down there at my mums