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There is a thing called #dryrobewankers for those sorts.
I've had one for years I use for open water swimming in the sea. Feel quite concious now when I'm using it.
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That is the only setting these are acceptable so I'll grant you a pass as that's what they are designed for. I saw 5 middle aged mums walking their tiny dogs drinking pretentious coffees walking along the prominade wearing these this morning. 4/5 were Camo as well. Is there a collective noun for these wankers?
People who wear Dryrobes as coats