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Lizz Truss was utterly embarrassing on Radio 4 this morning. Totally and completely out of her depth.

Ever hear that weird vocal tic she has where she seems to almost try and swallow certain words? Almost as if even she is in disbelief at what she just said. I fucking despair at this shower of cunts

You wouldn't aim at bang in the middle of London though, too much wastage north and west. you'd aim SW of London to take out London and Portsmouth to get the navy too. Also factoring in winds are prevailing SW'ly so you still get a nice bit of coverage in Kent and to the north.

We'll have Riddley Walker mutant dogs in no time!

Y'all know that Russia has more than one warhead, right?

You wouldn't aim at bang in the middle of London though

Putin would take out too many of his friends and family if he did this. Birmingham seems a more logical target.

surely he'd want to do it somewhere people would notice?

I jest, never been to bham, don't want to either.

On BBC Breakfast too, not exactly known for its in-depth and cutting interviewing. She was doing her 30 blinks per second we-all- know-you're-lying-Liz tell when Dan Wotshisface confronted her with a photo of her with a Russian donor.

Y'all know that Russia has more than one warhead, right?

Maybe we're not worth more than one?

She was doing her 30 blinks per second we-all- know-you're-lying-Liz tell

She'll never win a WSOP bracelet that's a fact.

Thank @andyp didn’t suggest Liverpool

Isn't this a view solely held by socially superior, 4X4 driving, home counties types? The statistics certainly don't bear it out.

Trump speaks: Putin is “very savvy” and made a “genius” move. “The strongest peace force I’ve ever seen...Here’s a guy who’s very savvy … I know him very well. Very, very well. By the way, this never would have happened with us. Had I been in office, not even thinkable. This would never have happened. But here’s a guy that says, you know, ‘I’m gonna declare a big portion of Ukraine independent and we’re gonna go out and we’re gonna go in and we’re gonna help keep peace.’ You gotta say that’s pretty savvy.”

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/feb/23/trump-putin-genius-russia-ukraine-crisis

I mean, he's probably right it wouldn't have happened whilst he was president. Not for reasons of politics, intelligence, tact or skill, but from the all-too-real and all-too-present danger that the response would have been in the shape of a round, red button, and a short, fat, orange thumb.

wtacffigo?

https://www.thelondoneconomic.com/politics/brexit-ministers-tasked-with-looking-for-economic-benefits-of-reintroducing-imperial-units-313176/

(what the actual cunting fuckety fuck is going on)

Didn't you catch the story of them asking champagne producers to re-introduce pint bottles?

Didn't you catch the story of them asking champagne producers to re-introduce pint bottles?

No and I just had to google to check that you weren't joking. You were not joking.

Sunlit uplands innit.

Depressing times when satire has been ruined by reality

They're just trolling us ahead of the Nuclear Winter.

Did our Minister of Defence really get caught on camera saying “We kicked the Czar’s arse in Crimea before we can do it again”?

Link please.

https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/1496519723487531008

Holy Facepalm.

Sky News just played the video. “Putin has gone full Tonto”

Putin has gone full

Ftfy