Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Spotted on Instagram. Not today algorithm, not today.

edit: I’m actually going to delete this, feels mean spirited

Wow, such fugly.

I reckon that Birdy on the previous page is actually pretty awesome, except for the stupid wheels

Fuck me this is too drawer

Didn’t know where else to put this…

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Congrats with your 8£ bargain, perfect for your man cave!

Sent this pic to a mate as a joke ‘oh, I found you the perfect mirror’ etc.
He already had the exact same mirror, distressingly.

Functional rather than anti. If it falls off the wall it'll just bounce, saving you from 7 years of bad luck.

What PSI does a mirror take?

If you're running it tubeless (as it looks to be) about 14 psi.

lo-res screenshot (be thankful for small mercies)

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Looks like it was carved out of some extremely thick paint buildup...

Skateboard wood

A fordite bike could be pretty neat I’d think.

I don't mind that, at least it's a fun idea. It would look substantially better if the saddle was raised a bit.

Potatoshop srly?

https://youtu.be/JiAL942GSlU

if only

I stand corrected. Such misguided talent

I think this too belongs here

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Ahem…

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It has been said before and will be again that C35s are lazy shorthand for 'anti', though that one gets bonus points for the wheels.

The Cannondale above is exceptional, a good and expensive machine catapulted into a pit of ordure by the finishing touches of a tasteless moron.

Are you sure?

It's not that bad at first, then you spot the mirror:

Stupid excuse for bidon cages

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