Royalty

Now the people of York don’t want him either…

Oh dear...

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2022/feb/10/prince-charles-tests-positive-for-covid-a-second-time

Yeah, but how many of them need to die for Andy to be first in line? That's when we'll actually be able to get them scrapped.

Her Majesty being 'monitored'. Palace keeping very schtum, apparently. I don't wish her ill. But I wonder if Covid killing off the Queen in her Jubilee year might even make Johnson think about resigning?

Hey if she waits a week at least it can be full house at the funeral.

70 years on the throne, thats a lot of shitting and monogrammed toilet paper.

The man has no shame

Maybe that's why he's so desperate to open it all up? (I don't believe this - it's definitely part of Operation Shave Big Dog)

The man has no shame

Yeah, definitely this.

Confirmed nonce then.

We had better not be paying the settlement

Who do you think is paying for it then?

He'll pay it from his wages, no?

Oh.

Penny Junor voices the concern that was gripping all of us:

Going to trial... could have really taken the shine off the Queen’s Platinum Jubilee year.

£10m+ settlement. Hope his financial advisory Jeffrey set him up to be able to afford such a thing.

That's a lot of money to hand over to someone you have never met.

I am surprised how low it is, I thought it would be in the hundreds of millions

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So he’s basically guilty, got away with it, the likelihood he’s paid is slim. Police not interested. Doesn’t want to ruin mummy’s special day.

The guy should (provided he went to trial and was found guilt) be in prison.

Do we need to do thoughts and prayers for Liz during this troubling time of mild cold like symptoms?

Awaiting a press statement shrug from boris on that !

Another bank holiday.

When she goes it's two bank holidays. We're getting one for her jubliee so she needs to go after that for maximum bank holidayage.

It'll be easy to figure out if she's circling the drain.

The queen insists that she is going to die in Scotland. As a result my cousin who is a motorcycle outrider for Police Scotland spends a lot of time each year rehearsing getting an ambulance from airports to any of the appointed royal death nests.

If there hasn't been an announcement about her recovery and she heads north then prepare yourself for months of commemorative daily mail souvenir editions. Oh and the tacky mugs/spoons.

do they pay for the funeral or do we ?

We pay for everything. Hopefully this will hit us less than Andy’s paedo tax.