Monkey Tennis

just lolzed in a zoom call

This idea may actually have legs, mind if I try and develop something based on this concept? I might give a you a 'from an original idea by' credit if we get a commission

Have your people call mine.

Come Die With Me - one off special which takes a group of terminally ill people to Switzerland to enjoy the sights and sounds Zurich followed by the blissful relief of the death.

Comedown With Me

Join host Shaun Ryder as he visits weekend clubbers in their home on a Wednesday morning and points and laughs and calls them 'fookin' lightweights'

Would watch!

Me too actually!

Peter Gibbs and the team try and make some sense of the indefinite continued progress of existence.

Apt because I've sometimes wondered if he's me in a parallel world...

I-BRO-profen

Masculine man Bear Grylls talks to other manly men in an open and frank conversation about mental health and painkiller addiction.

(Almost certainly on C4)

Possible sequel:

Co-DEAN

Masculine man and Manchester United footballer Dean Henderson talks to other manly men in an open and frank conversation about mental health and painkiller addiction.

Your ideas seem to involve a lot of manly men opening up, seems a bit of a fetish thing going on. You need to sandwich TraumaDoll into the schedule where girly girls talk to other girly girls about their insecurities and what happened in their lives to trigger these feelings.

The Only Way is E-Sex.

The more promiscuous cast members of TOWIE are locked in a Big Brother style house, with no entertainment other than a bag of ecstasy pills

Cat-a-Walling.

The UK's most famous Catherines have a crash course in wall-based DIY. The first episode sees Cat Deeley spend a week learning bricklaying a repointing skills. Next week, Katherine Jenkins gets her hands dirty as she gives plastering a go.

Pride or Prejudice

A 'guess who' style programme where we have to work out if the guest is a a member of the LGBT commuity or hate group.

not monkey tennis, real tennis

Interesting promo for a Shergar audio documentary on BBC Sounds...checks notes...hosted by Vanilla Ice.

The most Alan Partridge thing ever.

https://twitter.com/PeteRogers/status/1397252406216376327

Finnigan’s Woke. TV’s Judy Finnigan has “gone woke” according to her husband Richard Madely who spends much of this tiresome documentary tutting exasperatedly and making “but do they really need a whole month?” comments.

"Now then, now then"
A comparison of radio disc jockeys, past and present.

Due Southgate, it's about time mate.

Tripping Point
Contestants take ever increasing doses of hallucinogenics, until only one is left able to answer questions.

Ha ha ha!

Stretch Armstrong

Lance Armstrong drives a limousine
(Alexander Armstrong can substitute in Series 3)

Loki

People go about their everyday business trying to attract as little attention to themselves as possible.

Try Your Rice, Mate.

The Streets' Mike Skinner opens a curry house that exclusively serves fussy eaters

Fresh from his success on Strictly Come Dancing, Ainsley Harriott guides us through the unlikely pairing of the delicous and, often flamboint world of east African milk based smoothies and twerking in...
Shake Djibouti

You Cannot Be Sirius

Astronomy based panel show hosted by John McEnroe, with Brian Cox and the reanimated head of Patrick Moore acting as team captains.

Would I Lie Too You 2?
Contestants with accounts of real life awkward situations in their recent past face a panel consisting of their wife and girlfriend to see if they can wangle, avoid, double-talk and generally outwit either, or even better, both!