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Anyone thinking of Terry Gilliam's '12 Monkeys'?

planet of the apes

Tory worst cunt stories all coming out now.
MP told constituency wouldn't get new school unless he voted against free school meals. So many levels of wrong I can't quite get my head round it.
MP lost her ministerial position and was told by whip it was because being a Muslim made her colleagues uncomfortable.
Fuck them all into the sea.

This times 1000

Whole system is fucked, hope they can make it stick and it leads to some reforms rather than being shrugged off as how the mother of parliaments works

Apparently the school one was Gavin Williamson, hopefully this kills the rumour of him getting a knighthood
https://twitter.com/Gabriel_Pogrund/status/1484951464720179204

He's a shoe-in. As a former chief whip he'll hold all the kompromat.

Maybe Boris will regret picking Sue Gray after all
https://twitter.com/ShippersUnbound/status/1484949540075618312

Bloody cuntservatives just can’t stop themselves.

They’re soooo corrupt that even when found to be corrupt, they have to do something even worse to try and get out of the shit.

Hopefully the longer Boris is in the more dark shit he’ll try and pull and destroy the party even more.

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2022/jan/22/were-pricing-the-poor-out-of-food-in-the-uk-thats-why-im-launching-my-own-price-index

She did a good twitter thread on this the other day, was eye opening to me seeing it spelt out like that
https://twitter.com/BootstrapCook/status/1483778776697909252

Chief Whip tweets a long thread, identifying himself as the muslim-bullying whip, but denies it, and then deletes the thread. They are in chaos.

https://twitter.com/aljwhite/status/1485016359943782407

He's tweeted it again now LOL

https://twitter.com/Mark_Spencer?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor

Yes, it is a very good thread.

Anyway, apparently we are all focussing on the wrong thing and working from home is the real issue

It's like they've even given up trying to divert attention away from what a massive shower of cunts they are.

I think they know it’s the end of Johnson so the concept of discipline has gone out of the window - and we may now be watching the start of the fracturing of the Tory party.

Tugenhat in one party and Mogg in another maybe?

I’m not sure I’m necessarily following the narrative but surely if they are woking from home then at least they can’t be partying in the office?

Civil servants advise, ministers decide- clearly deciding can be done when off your tits on a suitcase of cheap booze at 1 am in the Downing Street garden, but the advising bit is only possible when at a desk.

woking from home

I think someone would say this describes many posts on lfgss

Certainly applies to me although I’ve gone hybrid with a cheeky glass of breakfast red to set me up for the day

Johnson now dragged in to the Nusrat Ghani allegations
https://twitter.com/Nus_Ghani/status/1485259972430774274

And in writing too.

But, alas and yet again, Big Dog is being misunderstood - his previous newspaper comments about letterboxes (and water melon smiles) were not what he thinks but lampooning what other people think. It's just a simple lampoon.

(PS Full disclosure, I'm not buying any of the above, just struck about how poor, as a supposed great orator, Johnson is at communication. We are told that he is highly intelligent and well educated and a great public speaker - I may have not having paid full attention but there seems little evidence of either. Or, as I'm sure Big Dog would opine - he'd like opine - my metric is fucked).

We are told that he is highly intelligent and well educated and a great public speaker

He is a performer. A clown perhaps.

https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/my-boris-johnson-story

That illustrates how inauthentic and dishonest he is, would never get away with it without his fake bumbling posh schtick.

Certainly does not make him a performer. And absolutely lacks the wit to be a clown.