Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

that's fucked. shooting a live animal like that is fucked

@ColinTheBald Fucking hell, really mate? 😔

Ah, I have the attention span of a goldfish and hadn't watched to the end. Apologies all....

Fair enough, it happens

shooting a live animal like that is fucked

Do you object to the fact that it was live or that the shot was taken at an unsportingly short range?

Approximately 1600 domestic chickens get whacked every second, mostly by much crueller means than a shotgun from 6 feet away.

I thought the dickhead car getting scarred up by the dickhead cockerel was the joke.

The fact it was alive and posted on a thread for funnies (though put up by mistake as not watched till end).
Against all forms of animal cruelty and killing. Aware that sadly there is a terrible amount of it, think I was just quite shocked seeing it in the memes thread

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Do you object to the fact that it was live or that the shot was taken at an unsportingly short range?

We tend to avoid the kinds of people we hate in real life, so to be confronted with someone who would a) own a car like that not realising how shit it was and b) kill an animal for a laugh is a slight shock. Most people on here viewing that would be 100% on the side of the chicken, and identify with it's desire to scratch up that vehicle. Just the chicken being shot without the car damage would be less shocking, because you wouldn't have anthropomorphised the animal.

Woah. No. Not a fucking meme.

Most people on here viewing that would be 100% on the side of the chicken

In the way we root for the crooks in some gangster flicks. He had a better life than nearly every other member of his species, being free enough to go out and actually earn the death penalty. In the end, he died a gangster's death, taken by surprise by a coward with a gun.

It's not funny, but in being a three act revenge tragedy, it is certainly a meme.

identify with it's desire to scratch up that vehicle

The cock has no knowledge of vehicles, nor understanding of mirrors. He thought his reflection was a rival who wanted to fuck his birds, and he was trying to maim or kill him.

Valiant Rooster

This is all a big distracting conspiracy from that last page's repost. You aint fooling me

Did enjoy

Revenge tragedies seem to be in vogue right now? A la Dom Cummings Vs Boris etc

You're are assuming that the owner did the killing, it could have been added by a third party.

https://www.tiktok.com/@marybel_93?lang=en

Nah the little hero knew what he was doing

Why did the chicken cross the road?
He couldn't due to road danger limiting his travel choices and access to vital services, leading to an overall deterioration in his health and his ability to engage with wider society, as well as loss of business for local traders

Badum tish

Yeah gotta be a bore and agree with the chief bore, can’t stomach watching animals getting killed? Don’t eat them then.

chief bore

The maxim is frequently credited to Margaret Atwood, from the Blind Assassin, although I suspect some form of it could be found in the wisdom of elders in many cultures

"Don’t eat anything you aren’t prepared to kill. Don’t kill anything you aren’t prepared to eat"

To which I usually add "and leave some for your kids"

Don't eat pussy, but will slay it:

can’t stomach watching animals getting killed? Don’t eat them then.

I'm sure a lot of people here don't.

It's the way that it is done for entertainment, to provide the punchline for a meme, that's objectionable. Crass.

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(FWIW it's not the same chicken getting shot)

Not anymore it's not, no

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