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Brandon Lewis wheeled out this morning on R4.

"The Prime Minister apologises for the way you feel about it all" was essentially the message. Rinse repeat.

Adoption?

so is anyone gonna be fined £10,000 for the party ? they fined the poors when they had parties

boris is so skint he'll struggle to pay the fine, maybe that's why he's trying his best to dodge it

But it's only 1/25 of chicken feed. So what's the problem...

Absolutely love this. Gives me a warm fuzzy feeling when the Tories show their true colours regarding Scotland. Wee Dougie Ross just another rebellious Scot to crush.

the scottish tories have quite an interesting double game going on. for the last several years they have been doing much better in scotland than in all the previous decades but they know that all the eton tories are super unpopular in scotland so they are quite happy to have very strong digs at them. i always assumed that they had some sort of approval from westminster for it.

it's quite a sneaky way of making it more acceptable to vote tory in scotland.

I think the only reason its "acceptable" to vote Tory in Scotland is to protest against independence...and being from the border lands which is the same thing.

Anyway, happy to have the Tories down south doing their thing :)

https://mobile.twitter.com/britainelects/status/1481392326241132563?s=21

so is anyone gonna be fined £10,000 for the party

I thought BJ's fixed penalty notice would only be £60. Which is what makes him "taking responsibility" such a vacuous statement.

Surely that survey was taken before yesterday's rubbish also. So there's more to come?

Yep, it was before PMQs.

Edit: Well, fieldwork 11-12 Jan, so possibly could have asked some people after or during PMQs. But mostly before.

If Labour hadn’t lost loads to Greens, imagine how different the political landscape would look? Starmer would be being presented as PM in waiting

So which member of the Tory party has been caught in a honey trap?

EDIT Not necessarily a Tory. Still hoping that some majorly compromising photos of Mark Francois or JRM emerge.

majorly compromising photos of Mark Francois or JRM

*Orders bleach cocktail.

Jesus. Mark Francois' cum-face.

Same as his angry, shouting about PC gone mad face.

majorly compromising photos of Mark Francois and JRM

This is the scandal we deserve.

Mark Francois' cum-face.

Think of the poor woman; signs up to be a spy with images in her head of discrete rendezvous with Daniel Craig in a tuxedo and instead has to lie on her back enduring and extreme close up of that while he sweats all over her and shouts "back of the net!"

I geniunely want to see any recent photo of him actually sweating.

I geniunely want to see any recent photo of him actually sweating.

Surely “Albion! Huuuuuuuurgh!”

so is anyone gonna be fined £10,000 for the party ? they fined the poors when they had parties

Like Coldharbour Lane.

Two scenarios you seem to have spent a little time contemplating

"For queen and cumtry"

Hey! I'm stuck at home looking after two kids who are climbing the wall because they had COVID but are now feeling better. It's either depraved mental escapes or I start climbing the walls too.....