I hate

I bought a new phone, I fucking hate new phones and I especially hate Google Assistant. I told her to fuck right off, she didn't so she's uninstalled now.

one of those days:

1: made up bullshit like "thundersnow" or "the red wall"

2: the amount of shit everywhere

3: the smell under a plaster

"Without further adieu"
"Without further or do"

Without further, adieu

‘Bold’ instead of ‘bald’

That's how I prefer to describe myself

He’s instead of his.

You should all be more pacific about what you hate

There's a thread for this

I hate that lump of water between the Americas and Asia.

Bold statement

Bold statement

If I may be so bald

Which? There’s either several, or one single worldwide.

You may not. Amateur!

I was being pacific about my hatred, as @si_mon628 requested.

Glad you got the, ahem, bearings straight and clarified that.

(I'm sorry, I'll leave now)

Wordle.

No-one gives a fuck, dullards.

Ha! A mate was ranting about that the other day. He’s on a work group WhatsApp and everyone’s sharing their games which are just some meaningless coloured squares. He’s been posting up random coloured squares using emojis and no-ones noticed.

work group WhatsApp

>>>>>> Hahha. Hate thread <<<<<<

Fuck that noise.

Already in the guilty pleasures thread. It is a very hateable concept, but still...

God yes. I’m freelance and sometimes get a bit jealous of my wife’s colleague friendships and general social aspect of work. Then I remember all the bullshit that is the trade-off.

https://sweardle.glitch.me/

Edit: Not sure what happened to the reply, was supposed to be in response to @andyp

Fucking dog shit on the pavement

And the utter cunt that went batshit at me on Friday (bin day) for picking up my dog’s mess in a biodegradable poo bag and putting it in his bin that was waiting on the pavement for the lorry.
He was literally screaming out of a top floor window.
What the actual fuck?