Epic WTF

That's wild

Could have bought an Evoque

A couple down the road from me have off street parking for both their mercs. But because a neighbour opposite occasionally had visitors who parked outside their house they went and bought a fiat panda, simply to deter anyone parking there.
I noticed the car and was kind of interested in it. When I bumped into them I asked about it and without the slightest shame told me why they’d bought it. They have absolutely no intention of using it, despite all their driving being on their own and really local. It’s the perfect car but it will never move except for trip to the mot centre once a year.
I wonder how common this is?

belongs more in the golf thread

Mr Dixon bought his Range Rover to preserve his parking space, although he sometimes uses it for clay pigeon shooting