The Apprentice - predictions

ha! "silicone chicken breasts" best line last night from the Sugar

absolute rubbish as per usual - might not bother this year, not even any eye candy

Fuck me, my girlfriend made me watch this last night and I was astounded by the absolute lack of business acumen shown by every single one of them. They neither attempt to apply business techniques or game the system, they all appear to be halfwits.

There was a joke on Newsjack along the lines of "The apprentice starts tonight and around the country 18 offices are celebrating losing their worst employees" which seemed pretty accurate.

I predict 13 weeks of screaming at the tv. My wife insists we watch. I cringe.

From watching companies on Seedrs, I suspect that if any of them ever had a half decent idea, they could raise their equity for a lot less than 50% of the business.

I noted that all of the old ones they brought back only stated what the company turnover was, not what the profit made on that turnover is.

I do love this program, but this years intake seem particularly poor.

I've said that every year I've watched it.

Is it really about that though? I am sure that some of the folk on there go with the best intentions, of starting a business and using Sugsy's dorrah + address book to drum up business. But I am convinced most of them are seeking fame in other ways, not in business.

That is some next level white trash piercing on that girls eye. Jesus

Fucking chocolate sprinkle doughnuts with Siracha on them....

No words

Five fucking pounds

Is £5 a thing for a donut?

All the doughnuts - amazing! Raw tealeaves, half a custard cream, hot sauce. Sure, why not...

New series starting now and it's clear they are all total bellends already.

I saw your recommendation. I'm hooked.

Watched 5 minutes - agreed.

Described as a thrilling episode. I think cringe would have covered it better. Would not hire one of them

Never Ending Cruises. Where people become vegetables..

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Nevermind then"wrong colour" or the lack of a name, or that it's very male, the hand is the wrong way round.

Stollen off of Instagarm

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Me kah run. Me like biz nes

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I'm amazed Internet Pajamas got as far as she did. Although delivery of cakes is no better really.

Delivery cakes probably has more of business growth potential than couple and pet internet pyjamas?
Also, all contestants were definitely vetted before hand for ludicrous personalities, rather than their business proposals.