Overheard at the LFGSS golf club bar

For some reason I assumed you had long hair.

That should come with a open at your peril warning.

Now I've never heard of ear waxing to remove hair.

WTF is going on in my life that I never knew these things.

Obviously missing out on Turkish barbers...

Watching people get the flaming ear treatment is amusing also. Always a slight look of panic!

Drove though Forest Hill at the weekend for the first time in ages. For a horrible moment I thought Ferfect Fried Chicken had been replaced with a KFC. Thankfully it turns out the FFC is still alive and clucking. Three spicy wings for a quid. Get in.

I'd suggest that anyone going here should pop behind the station and get a much better quality Morleys

Thought everyone knew about the flame hair removal. Or is it just men of a certain age?

Good shout. But FFC was always on the way home and I couldn’t resist the name. *chef’s kiss

But the one that has been KFC'd was called Forest Grill, which was also a classic of the genre.

Ferfect Fried Chicken.

I like that it used to be Perfect and they just cover the P with an F.

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A lot of people think that, but it was originally Kerfect Fried Chicken, and was changed for obvious reasons.

I thought I saw the outline of a P when I cycle past it in the evening, Kerfect sound hard to says!

Morleys

I miss Morleys so much :(

Combo Meal no.3 cries into hands

and thats before i start on the selvage denim shops.

Haha! Indeed. Utter Kerfection.

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Man, I’ll tell you, a good old fashioned barbershop massage is a treat worth experiencing. Across the pond they seem to focus more on neck and shoulders, over here the Iraqi gentleman who does my hair focuses more on my scalp.

Go for your birthday, get the works, invest in your happiness.

Is it because Kerfect sounds close to Kermit and there was a risk that potential customers thought it was fried frog?

My Iraqi gentleman?

Re; Perfect/Kerfect/Ferfect Fried Chicken, anyone remember Perfect Rooster in Mile End Road Stepney Green?

A gentleman’s gentleman.

I got flown to the Geneva Motor Show

I've been going days without any decent coffee now, it's getting desperate.

I know that feeling...

Oi

There'll be a riot in here if we don't get that delivery soon