FS: Range Rover Evoque 2.0

Bump.

It scares me to think what would have happened had this been the cabriolet.

Aw yeah you've got the sweet Genesis Zero disc.

The pearl clutching when everyone starts calling each other cunts must be an ex-London thing too.

Passat Estate Cunts, where ya at?! #squadgoals

Bump.

No Bumping without a price reduction

Can you fit a bike in it? Or do you have to remove the sofas first?

7 pages in, waiting with bated breath for a 1st dibs

I got really really car sick in a black Evoque this summer.
I haven’t been car sick since I was a kid and even then not that much.
But on a trip up to Scotland I was puking so badly I filled my pants too. We had to stop at the services and dump my kekks in the loos. The car stank for ages and needed a full valet. I came home on the train.
Seeing those photos brought the whole sorry episode flooding back.

flooding back

indeed.

2nd dibs on the Falcon

Normally I would've just nuked this thread when I saw it but I knew this was going to deliver.

I also like feeding trolls though (anyone seen Se7en, think 'gluttony').

Passat Estate Cunts, where ya at

Chiropractors

You might even say that you knew it would Evoque strong feelings?

I fucking hate Range Rovers but my mate has an Evoq and I still drink with him so um.. I've forgotten my point. Can we get back onto Million Flagons chat?

Hah

Shallow windows.

Mileage?

You're all just a bunch of bike cunts.

Can we put together a definitive list of cunt cars please? The bleeding heart non-drivers need to know what to avoid if they leave London and pass their test.

1. Range Rover Evoque
   
2. Any Audi
   
3. Fiat 500
   

A
AC cars
Abarth cars
Aixam cars
Alfa Romeo cars
Alpine cars
Ariel cars
Aston Martin cars
Audi cars
Austin cars
B
BAC cars
BMW cars
Beauford cars
Bentley cars
Bowler cars
Bristol cars
Bugatti cars
Buick cars
C
CUPRA cars
Cadillac cars
Carbodies cars
Caterham cars
Chesil cars
Chevrolet cars
Chrysler cars
Citroen cars
Corvette cars
Custom Vehicle cars
D
DS AUTOMOBILES cars
Dacia cars
Daewoo cars
Daihatsu cars
Daimler cars
Datsun cars
Dodge cars
F
Ferrari cars
Fiat cars
Ford cars
G
GMC cars
Gardener cars
Great Wall cars
H
Hillman cars
Honda cars
Hummer cars
Hyundai cars
I
Infiniti cars
Isuzu cars
Iveco cars
J
Jaguar cars
Jeep cars
Jensen cars
K
Kia cars
L
LEVC cars
Lamborghini cars
Lancia cars
Land Rover cars
Lexus cars
Lincoln cars
Locust cars
London Taxis International cars
Lotus cars
M
MG cars
MINI cars
Mahindra cars
Maserati cars
Maybach cars
Mazda cars
McLaren cars
Mercedes-Benz cars
Mev cars
Microcar cars
Mitsubishi cars
Mitsuoka cars
Morgan cars
Morris cars
N
Nissan cars
Noble cars
P
Perodua cars
Peugeot cars
Pilgrim cars
Pontiac cars
Porsche cars
Proton cars
R
REO cars
Radical cars
Rage cars
Raptor cars
Reliant cars
Renault cars
Reva cars
Rolls-Royce cars
Rover cars
S
SEAT cars
SKODA cars
Saab cars
Singer cars
Smart cars
SsangYong cars
Subaru cars
Sunbeam cars
Suzuki cars
T
TVR cars
Tesla cars
Tiger cars
Toyota cars
Triumph cars
U
Ultima cars
V
Vauxhall cars
Venturi cars
Volkswagen cars
Volvo cars
W
Westfield cars
Wolseley cars
Y
Yamaha cars
Z
Zenos cars

Nope, No1 should be Mercedes GWagon

They look like a can of corned beef.

Fiat 500

Shots fired @hoops

Maybe we could all chip in to get the owner his money and send the car to scrap? I think we owe him something for the joy he has brought.