Overheard at the LFGSS golf club bar

Yes.

EDIT especially if the sweet treat is from your baker.

In this part of Hampshire we're really blessed

tbh, you could've quoted a lot more of that.

I've been to Hampshire. I must have missed the part that's really blessed.

The Meon valley is very nice.

Blessed with many golf clubs.

My parents had one in the Limousin

Without context, that fits in perfectly.

Just invested in my first Cervélo

Invested.

vest

Justin

luxury scented candles (£120)

ones that smell like Gwyneth Paltrow’s mimsy?

Mimsy really made me laugh. Thank you.

Bottle of Lagavulin would be decent, but why not buy it oneself?

hold my Pimm's

Only if the golf club is in Cheshire.

Mar-a-Lago isn't as fash as I thought it would be.

Bottle of Lagavulin would be decent, but why not buy it oneself?

This golf club worthy? It's a £56 bottle of whisky ... Its not a £1k bottle of wine you're talking about

Sheesh

It is around my way (!!!)

It's not a £1k bottle of wine unless you tell EVERYONE in the golf club to allow them to be suitably impressed.

£56 is reasonable for a vintage meths in a decent shade of purple.

It's a £56 bottle

Lol

Sale shopping, Conran.