Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

I beat my balls about it

I could say that about a lot of things.

Thanks for your input but flowers on my dick and bees all around

"Je m'en brosse le nombril avec le pinceau de l'indifférence"

(i.e. Brushing my belly button with the paintbrush of indifference)

https://fr.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/s%E2%80%99en_brosser_le_nombril_avec_le_pinceau_de_l%E2%80%99indiff%C3%A9rence

Not the most glorious references of French literature, but I loved it as a kid