Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

Better / full link:

https://youtu.be/UPLZXeAXiUw

All of these can be complete bullshit but number one is entering my regular rotation regardless

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Can confirm the Dutch and German ones.

Much love!

3/ "I beat my balls about it" would be a better translation. Never heard the other one ever.

I beat my balls about it

I could say that about a lot of things.

Thanks for your input but flowers on my dick and bees all around

FOMDABAA

"Je m'en brosse le nombril avec le pinceau de l'indifférence"

(i.e. Brushing my belly button with the paintbrush of indifference)

https://fr.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/s%E2%80%99en_brosser_le_nombril_avec_le_pinceau_de_l%E2%80%99indiff%C3%A9rence

Not the most glorious references of French literature, but I loved it as a kid

The German sausage one is kosher.

I mean, it's true

Dutch should be “ass” not “anus”. “Het zal me aan m’n reet roesten”. Such a beautiful language…

Ah, le nombril, pas les c*uilles! I must have forgotten this from AT, I do remember the "je m'en vais te le lui vous etc..." very well though.

Anyway. As you were.

Well as I saw it, it is correct in a googletranslate kind of way. I had never looked at it in that beautiful technical sense :)

In Estonia (my genetic land) it is ‘slapping my dick on a herring has more worth’

I made that up because I’m very drunk.
(Wouldn’t be the slightest bit surprised if it is true though)

Spanish is correct, “me la pela” is also used. Adding an s onto pela in Mexico can get you into trouble.

Spela?

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in Portugal we say, literally, "I am shitting myself"

Actually number one is maybe Austrian or Bavarian German. I and all others here in Vienna say ,das ist mir wurscht’ where ,wurscht’ = Wurst = sausage.

Got this in my Christmas cracker

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