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Idaho

Peru

The ones I like currently from the local vegetable shop just says Cyprus, not sure if that's the name or origin. In Germany or Austria you can just have boiled potatoes with a bit of butter and they taste great, find that's not possible with any of the supermarket varieties here.

find that's not possible with any of the supermarket varieties here.

That's why we've been chatting about locally sourced, organic, hipster potato varieties.

locally

bloody Brexiter

Also Gmocchi

hipster potato

My allotment turfs up some pretty nice ones. Still got three or four rows of maincrop in the ground. No sign of rot or slug damage so far. A fair few carrots and leeks too.

Rain collecting in my helmet then slowly but surely draining onto my back under my jacket via snood.

Papas arrugadas are good.

Dog memorial trees. As in trees on public land that have been festooned with trinkets and baubles commemorating dead hounds.

Ah, so that is what those little bags are that people hang from trees....

There’s got to be a good colloquial nickname for those, like ‘witches knickers’ for discarded carrier bags stuck in trees.

No, this is a different kind of litter. Maybe a local thing, here is the only account of it I can find: https://looneyatoms.com/2012/12/26/travel-theme-festive-esher-common/

Like easter but with dog eggs?

The term "foody".

And soi-disant "foodies".

Also the pretentious use of foreign idiom.

Blimey. If there was something like that on a route I passed frequently I'd take a black bin bag with me.

Foody

Food is essential to live we are all foodies and wateries and airies

Do you wear a cap under your helmet? I've never experienced that and put it down to always wearing a cap. Just sops rain up like nobody's business.

I do and and did.

Scottish rain is a special kind of soaking however and it always falls about 70km away from home.

Ah, you may be beyond help I'm afraid. Have you considered a fashionable carrier bag?

This was never an issue when I wasn’t follicular challenged.

Hair transplant reason 101

I was about to suggest growing a healthy mullet, but that is now moot.

Fox hunting/trail hunting