Epic win

On the last boat I bought (o hai, golfistas), I found hidden in various places a selection of whips, cuffs and various other accoutrements whose use was a mystery to me. I think it's nice that the boat had a previous existence as a floating BDSM dungeon, but found it odd that the previous owner took all their stuff except the sex toys.

Out of curiousity how did you find that?

5 year old video from a chanel with 2 videos and 5 subscribers, that can't have been suggested by the algorithm.

Has anyone seen Brian and greenhell in the same room?

fuck! rumbled.

/drives off in totally my own white Lambo

green(screen)hell?

Mmmmm interesting.

Or maybe greenhell's account has been hacked by Brian's mum in a determined effort to shine a light on her little diddums hidden artistic depths.

Edit, bollocks he's already owned up to it. There goes my theory.

he's defs got a poundstore Greg Dulli energy going on.

Popped into my local Fortnum & Mason for a few essentials only to find them doing buy one get one free on large jars of lemon curd, stoked.

https://youtu.be/FDiapbD0Xfg

^ my brain hurts

This thread
https://twitter.com/themichaelowen/status/1472673729075425280

Lost a glove, walking the dog

Found the glove 2 days later, walking the dog

My friend is a paraglider, she dropped a glove whilst flying a few weeks back and wrote it off. The other day, she landed in a field and a dog came up to say hi. She told the dog to go find a stick so she could play. Said dog runs away, returns 2 mins later with aforementioned glove in mouth. She then had to search for 10mins to find the best stick possible to reward said dog. Good times were had all round, the end.

Top tale.

One day I was heading out for a ride, through a small local park in the wet and something pale blue in a mess of leaves caught my eye as I whizzed past. For some reason it looked familiar so I went back and it was a glove that I hadn't used for a while and that I never even knew I had lost. I questioned if it was even mine but...it must be.

To this day I have absolutely no idea how it got there.

#glovestories

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I'd have thrown it back in the leaf pile mate.

What does the other glove say on the fingers? Am intrigued now

I’m a loser who has never lost a glove.

Probably

t - s - i - f

Its a double fister. Don't knock it...

Fistula? Bit grim.

https://youtu.be/6zpvlMp04D0

Now wish I’d not asked

What am I looking at?

A computer built within a computer game. I'm not sure it should be possible even? That or it's really simple.