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  • Mine would certainly give you a shock, the useless fucker has just comprehensively shat itself and taken up smoking....

    2 work-free days to Xmas and now I have to spend one of them sourcing, buying, installing and disposing of poxy washing machines.

    Planned obsolescence cunts.

  • Ha, you've made that sound like I do when I de-construct a task I'm regaling to my wife hoping she thinks it's far more 'mammoth' than it is. Doing the washing for example involves
    individual room interrogation and exploration
    smell checking
    turning garments inside out
    garment transportation, often involving stairs
    careful setting selection
    additional spin setting facilitation
    and that's before I even get to the drying!!!!

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