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Ha, you've made that sound like I do when I de-construct a task I'm regaling to my wife hoping she thinks it's far more 'mammoth' than it is. Doing the washing for example involves
individual room interrogation and exploration
smell checking
turning garments inside out
garment transportation, often involving stairs
careful setting selection
additional spin setting facilitation
and that's before I even get to the drying!!!!
Pasty_Spumante
@ColinTheBald
Mine would certainly give you a shock, the useless fucker has just comprehensively shat itself and taken up smoking....
2 work-free days to Xmas and now I have to spend one of them sourcing, buying, installing and disposing of poxy washing machines.
Planned obsolescence cunts.