Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

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Haha!

It just looks like they dropped all the components from a height and designed the bike as per where they all landed.

if only that kink was a space to fit the seat rails if it had a dropper and was slammed

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"The now famous silhouette of the Inflite..."

Woohoo!

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LOOK-MI-60-CUSTOM-CRUISER-21-SPEED-JUST-SERVICED-CASH-/185198260594?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&_trksid=p2349624.m46890.l49286&mkrid=710-127635-2958-0

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Unfortunately I couldn’t hang around to see what man or beast this is set up for

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belongs to warren buffett

I was going to make that exact joke

I love the steam punk cable routing!

Head turner? Stomach turner more like

You never expect to see campagnolo on a set-up like this

Part of me kind of admires the effort they made:

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It's what happens when people who are not into bikes try to make bikes.

They need to stick to chopping up Triumphs and painting skulls on old cars.

I don't think I ever thought to myself that I needed a bike version of a cafe racer. This explains why

don't think I ever thought to myself that I needed a bike version of a cafe racer

I have, but this wasn't what I imagined.

Got a sketch?
Enquiring minds...

At first I was like ‘bit harsh’, but then I was like ‘burn it all with fire’.

I'm stuck in the "bit harsh" phase still...

I'm stuck in the "bit harsh" phase

Maybe you haven't seen the rear wheel lacing yet

Or the stem

Yeah definitely. Zoom in and pan around a bit

What am I missing other than the stem and rear wheel lacing?