Bin Night

Saw a meme recently along the lines of "all hail the Binstigator, the one person on the street you know is going to get their bins out first, and remind you to do the same"

I'm a full on adrenaline junky, me. I like to take mine out in the morning just before the crew roll down the hill. Hold my nerve till I see the whites in their eyes.

it's always bin day around my way - maybe it's a sign of getting old.

I heard someone say christmas ends at the first bin day after 25 December

Ooh binstigator is even better!

Probably a gap in the market for a bin-night based social media platform, no? Binstagram would be the obvious choice of name.

Binterest

Nobody expects the Spanish Binquisition.

LinkedBin

Dammit. Both of those were better than Binstagram.

Subscribed

Third food waste bin in less than a year DESTROYED by the bin persons.

Are your Lewisham wastemen different to my Lewisham wastemen?

Your a waste, man

Third food waste bin in less than a year DESTROYED by the bin persons.

Ask your household if anyone has caused offence or somehow slighted the bin people.

If someone did something, tie a young milk goat to your bin as a peace offering. If you’re fresh out of goats, they’re (probably) not velociraptors: a holiday chocolate bar or thank you card with a few quid would also do.

Neighbour reckons 5 paper recycling bins made up this fire which is in progress...

Rest Bin Peace, wheeled waste warriors.

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Word is the local teens reckon they can get high off the fumes. Yes, the burning plastic fumes.

#darwinism

As a teen I knew a lad who would melt plastic bottles into joints. Then smoke them. Yep.

Christ. Although to be fair, I once made a bong using a glue gun to seal everything. Didn’t let it dry very long, used it, had a pretty intense time shortly afterwards. Would semi-recommend.

binfluencer shirley

Soap bar and sputnik was pretty much any old shit though right?

such inefficient use of a skip

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Yesterday would have been green (garden waste) wheelie bin day but there is a six week pause at Christmas. 3 people put their bins out. One is still out this morning, presumably because they are too ashamed to bring it back in.

That'd be alight in minutes around here.

One is still out

Torch it!

(Joking)

once made a bong using a glue gun to seal everything

I once made one using a potato to seal / join two pipes together.

One of my proudest moments.