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Something something mainstream media

What does your hero David Icke think about them?

'Here's an argument I made up in my head'

OK. You've got me interested.
So... Vaccines don't really work - what's going on there then? Why have companies pretended to develop them and why the bother of everyone giving and getting jabs?
Again, if the government has managed to coordinate this great deception about people dying with covid, despite how bad it makes them look, what is the reason? Because I really don't see much upside for a cabal of global elites of making me wear a mask on the occasional bus. Maybe I'm missing something.

Maybe I'm missing something.

You're trying to talk sense to a troll fuckwizard?

What prompted you to sign up to this forum out of interest?

Maybe I'm missing something.

oh that's easy. "it's the jews!"

it's where all this conspiracy cuntery invariably ends up.

Passes the time...

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

Come back when you've written an exhaustive list of all the doctors and scientists in the world who disagree with them. No rush. Take your time.

Dr Stella Immanuel ladies and gents.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvKlFC6rPrg

Pulling out all your aces now, yeah?

tinfoil hat

Rædwald was indeed best known for his natty metal headwear. What a helmet.

Indeed. I'm anticipating much Freeman on the Land bollocks as an encore.

Dr. Andy Riley,
Dr. Desmond Coyle,
Dr. George Byrne,
Dr. David Nicholson,
Dr. Declan Lynch,
Dr. Ken Sweeney,
Dr. Neil Hannon,
Dr. Keith Cullen,
Dr. Ciaran Donnelly,
Dr. Mick McEvoy,
Dr. Jack White,
Dr. Henry Bigbigging,
Dr. Hank Tree,
Dr. Hiroshima Twinkie
Dr. Stig Bubblecard,
Dr. Johnny Hellzapoppin’ ,
Dr. Luke Duke,
Dr. Billy Ferry,
Dr. Chewy Louie,
Dr. John Hoop,
Dr. Hairycake Linehan,
Dr. Rebulah Conundrum,
Dr. Peewee Stairmaster,
Dr. Jemima Racktool,
Dr. Jerry Twig,
Dr. Spodo Komodo,
Dr. Cannabranna Lammer.
Dr. Todd Unctious

NO CLUES!

There are two Nobel Peace Prize winners and one nominee on this list.

There's also a vet (maybe it was him that fucked the pangolin?) who's been roundly discredited. Antivaxx trolls are the most boring trolls.

Do your research! - as all you conspiracy theory believing flat earth wallies like to repeat after having failed to grasp a single fact presented by anyone other than Aunty Julie's Facebook page.

I'll wait for the boss to swing the hammer. This could be fun.

Antivaxx trolls are the most boring trolls.

I have to say, that was my first thought: this again? How unoriginal, droll, boring. Same format, same play, and if people engaged it’s more likely out of boredom than actually thinking the poster is legit.

I got a booster jab and feel awesome.

My cock grew.
I've huge biceps.
Twelve different women asked me to marry them today.
I won the lottery.
I've almost finished my paper on the cure for cancer - the answer came to me in a Pfizer-induced dream.

All in all, I think I'm going to be taking a Covid jab daily now, because they're just so great.

Exactly. I'm so drunk I actually watched 10min of Question Time and then responded to an antivaxxer.

Actually it was your post that freaked me out. I thought you were calling me a troll and In wondered how fucked I was to post something I don't remember.. but it was this other, much more dangerous, fuckwit, not me at all.

What prompted you to sign up to this forum out of interest?

What prompted you to sign up to this forum out of interest?

Foffa.

(Explains all.)

I've two brothers, neither of them are jabbed/vaccinated who are due to come over on Christmas day for lunch

My in laws are coming with my partner's grandmother who is 84. We're all vaccinated.

AITA for telling my brothers that if they want to come for lunch then there is no going out from the 22nd and daily tests?

Ones coming from London which seems to be omnicrom central at the moment

You don’t mention how old or why they aren’t vaccinated? I’d hazard a guess that if they aren’t bothered with vaccinations that they aren’t likely to abide by any rules you set?

100% not an ass to ask them to do that. Is be worried they wouldn't do it. Sucks you are in a v difficult position