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Eseman-
A bit slow to reply, but one possibility is:
https://onlinebicyclemuseum.co.uk/1890s-german-drgm-velodog-cyclist-pistol/Edit: this is a reply to a question from the previous page - at the time I hadn't read as far as the grips query above, and do not advocate the use of firearms to remove bicycle components.
MrE
Or go truly old-school and wear it like a rucksack