Unplanned things that happen to expensive cars

WAYNE Rooney’s £150,000 Land Rover was daubed with giant penises and
the word “w****r” after he parked it in a busy Christmas market.

The street had been reserved for stalls for an annual Christmas
market.

But Rooney left his luxury motor in a space meant for church bell
ringers.

Sources claimed he then refused to move it when asked by organisers
and instead spent the evening drinking with two friends in pubs just
50 yards away.

Furious locals retaliated by daubing the Land Rover in obscenities and
drawing giant penises in the dirt on the bonnet and sides, as well as
inscribing “w*****r” on the rear windscreen.

• The Sun