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  • As a friend pointed out to a French waiter who was being incredulous about her being vegetarian but eating eggs:

    You wouldn't eat a baby but I bet you'd go down on me while I'm bleeding.

    That shut him up.

    It was also an impressive display of idiomatic French.

  • But madam, I'd need to get your consent first and I'd not kill you when you reach menopause or your friend here at birth. (In French)

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