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  • Boiling eggs winds me right up to. I feel like I’d need a complicated chart, cross-referencing water temp, cook time, egg size, egg freshness, proximity to leyline, in order to get anywhere near a semblance of consistency.

    About 1 in every 6 times I ask, my kids express interest in scrambled eggs instead of dippy egg, and I breath a massive sigh of relief.

  • Get an egg cooker! Cooked precisely how you want it, every single time!

    At this point I'm bundling egg cooker and rice cooker deniers in with Covid deniers.

  • I hope you don't mean one of these:

    Because that bundles you in with people who put their tinned spagbol on toast and mix coke with red wine.

  • Really???? Another one????

    Cook rice in a small cast iron pot. Boil eggs in the same fucking pot.

    If you can’t cook rice or boil an egg (seriously, how hard is it to time five minutes?) you should not be permitted to have access to a kitchen.

    This fucking pot;

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