But changing my mind was the only way, so I'd have to go into it committed not to do it and then do it, so as to change my mind and then the pair of original requirements would be complete
This is what happens when I go from hangry to deliveroo fucking up and sending me a double order that was already a stupid order because I was just adding shit to get 40% off. Combination of sugar crash, rage, manic hilarity and a need to kill time while I gathered the evidence for a refund...
Were you a scriptwriter on Matrix Reloaded?