I hate

XDP courier company.

I was unaware this blight on humanity existed, they've been sat on our
new furniture at the delivery depot for a week with no sign of
attempting a delivery. one item was estimated for yesterday, other is
due tomorrow. we have a removals van coming to move the stuff from
here to our new place on sunday. if they're not on it, it's going to
be fucking impossible to transport them without hiring a van.

miracle of miracles, they turned up (completely unannounced) at the literal last opportunity before they would have completely fucked our moving plans. I'm sure the fact i called wayfair to change the delivery address to 20 miles further from the depot had nothing to do with it (though wayfair told me it had been changed on the web chat only to immediately send me an email to say that wasn't true when the chat ended).

now just need to figure out where we're going to sit for next 3 weeks over christmas/nye