Cricket

What colour?

I tried to have a little nap after dinner, but now I am up and feel twice as tired.

BRG, red interior, wire wheels

Nice. There's a black one in the village.

Woakes as strike bowler down under? This just gets stranger. You want Wood and Robinson trying to exploit the pace and bounce early on surely.

Well - ideally you’d want Anderson and Broad but they’re not playing.

Can't recall Robinson being this slow

When it's slow enough to take a wicket?

Robbo!

Oh no!

Stokes making a bowling impact.

Oh no!

FFS

Fucking hell

If Anderson was playing, I reckon they’d be 80-4 here.

Stokes looks crocked too. Fucking hell.

That's poor

https://mobile.twitter.com/7Cricket/status/1468779874814988293?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet

Bloody hell

The coverage is pretty fucken average.

Catching up with the highlights. It might just be that Broad would have been a better pick than Leach.
The main seamers were pretty good and a bit unlucky.
Burns is having a nightmare game.

So tonight - Enough of this nonsense. This is what will happen: Head out first over, Aus make 50 more from some tailender swishing, England close on 280-2.

Lol.
Hope so, but I have a feeling it'll all be over very quickly

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Agreed. This test will end in an innings defeat tonight, I fear.

I'm going to practice working tonight and sleeping during the day.

It's not working for Rory Burns

Still gonna stay up and sit through it because I know no better

Ugh. If we don't lose by an innings we'll be doing well.