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Jeezo, yuck.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cycling/59585168

Sounds grim, I hope they catch the wankers that did it.

Expect the well connected Allegra Stratton to disappear from public life for a couple of months.
She will then emerge as the Director of some conservative thinktank or other,
and,
be back on the BBC interview list,
(as a 'neutral' commentator on matters economic),
by June 2022.

If this is the stuff we hear about, or that’s used to deflect something, imagine the fuck ups BJ doesn’t want in the public arena!

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watching Stratton give a tearful address to the press on her million pound + doorstep is fucking sustaining me rn.

cry more you vile cunt.

I would love to know whose been sitting on the video for nearly a year.

it's a big club and you're not in it

@mespilus i like the way you think

LK asking a very pointy question of Boris at the press conference. The times they are a changing.

Was confused for a moment as to why Lorraine Kelly was interviewing Boris Johnson

watching Stratton give a tearful address to the press on her million pound + doorstep is fucking sustaining me rn.

I think that was the rehearsal.

If only I could forsee my own future with such clarity!

Amazing winchman rescue:

https://twitter.com/buffaloscribe/status/1468654976130064385

Awesome, then you get to the tweet that says the occupant was DOA.

Amazing Lynchman rescue

What my brain wanted to see

Shit. So not really a rescue.

A rescue until someone qualified to pronounce death does so.

https://twitter.com/MarinaPurkiss/status/1468304337097142274

I see a lot of people saying this is filmed a few days ago. So has this just been put out there to water down the reaction by flooding the Internet with things to distract people and then going "but you don't need to be angry about that, it was OK". People then feel sheepish for getting angry at the wrong thing and back down entirely?

That's one way of looking at it.

A more primary source. It was probably Monday 6: https://order-order.com/2021/12/07/rees-moggs-imperial-social-distancing-rules/

Dead cat did it's job.

https://twitter.com/zarahsultana/status/1468625383587303426

Telegraph letters page and selection of front pages. Blood in the water.

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