Owning your own home

how have I never seen butt guns before?

Me either. Those things for washing your boots though are quite handy...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwRmpmspgrg

Seriously though, I'm thinking of it like turning a hose on the bike - do you not end up with a soggy backside and then have to use half a roll of dunny roll to dry off before you can put your pink leopard print g-string back on?

Are there mist to jet adjustments to be made?

What's stopping remnants of a particularly sloppy shit being sprayed right back out the top of the dunny?

Do you remain seated and thread the thing through your legs? Does that not mean you get piss drips on the hose or your hand? Or do you go in from the back? Maybe there's a pre-wipe involved?

So many questions...