I hate

^^ good idea and ^ lol.

The state of LinkedIn has some gems too:

^ #fuckinghell

The dad cut the kid off, he was actually asking if he was in the queue for the toy he's been asking for all year.

there's a sub for that!

https://www.reddit.com/r/thatHappened/

Allen keys being included with stuff that requires them for assembly.

You make a good point. In this age of not including a power supply with a new mobile phone why does IKEA still provide an Allen key which will be used once?

That feels like a very bike-forum specific complaint!

This week I am hating the feeling of wet sleeves and picking up a fork with gravy on the handle

This is very specific, but I hate lettuce packaging and whoever is responsible for affixing the sellotape.

I've never used those shitty Ikea allen keys - this thing does it all.

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I don't get paid my bonus at work if bikes are shipped without a shitty single-use 4mm allen key so you have me to thank for that

Like most bikes

If you're not using a power tool to assemble IKEA furniture, you have a screw loose.

If you're not using a power tool to assemble IKEA furniture, you have a screw loose

Better content in one comment that the entire jokes de jour thread

I hate wool toques that are overly thick yet knitted so loosely that any warmth they retain is lost to the wind. I had an old Kangol that I snagged from the lost and found at work that lasted me about 15 years that was tightly knit, thin and 100% wool. That combination is almost non existent now.

The what now?

https://www.bakerstreetmenswear.ca/stanfields-f18-1320-wool-toque.html

I’m a joker
I’m a smoker
I’m a midnight toque-r

Nobody calls you the space cowboy. Grow up and stop inventing fanciful nicknames for yourself.

Don’t be so pompatus.

Wooly hat? Beanie

Not around here.
https://www.google.ca/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.walmart.ca%2Fen%2Fip%2FBeistle-60225-Propeller-Beanie-Pack-of-12%2FPRD15TVX3F6XRJU&psig=AOvVaw1xn6xtaHrH6w4uUug2NQtp&ust=1638652215836000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAsQjRxqFwoTCLidoLDFyPQCFQAAAAAdAAAAABAD

Well, there’s looking silly and there’s looking like Billy-crayon-chewing-knob-end-plane-spotting-No-Mates.

Can we call him 'Maureece'?