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Bread.
And the toasters to put it in.
Nothing new there, so why introduce new sized loafs that are too wide to fit in the toaster?
God knows how many of those electrical devices I have used over the years but they all seem to be retirement homes for tired, cantankerous, obstreperous gremlins, sprites, piskies and lepricorns who argue and bicker over which is the best way to f**k up the next slice of bread.
As if that wasn’t bad enough the bakeries are giving them a helping hand by selling bread that needs to be rotated and given another dip in the kitchen lottery-slots of doom.