Relax in your private space and enjoy some me time.
Relaxing in your own, well cleaned, well ventilated, used by you and your’s, crapper is one thing.
Scoffing a prawn cocktail sarny in a windowless, shit stinking cubicle that’s probably been defiled by hundreds of cyclists on high protein diets, predominantly males with poor aim, since it was last given a cursory wipe around with a handful of blue roll is quite another.
Relaxing in your own, well cleaned, well ventilated, used by you and your’s, crapper is one thing.
Scoffing a prawn cocktail sarny in a windowless, shit stinking cubicle that’s probably been defiled by hundreds of cyclists on high protein diets, predominantly males with poor aim, since it was last given a cursory wipe around with a handful of blue roll is quite another.