• Pro tip: If you live in a small flat and order 4 winter tyres off ebay and the tyres are delivered on a day when you're in the office and your partner is at home, and you completely forget to tell them because you're an idiot, and then they have to take delivery of said tyres in the middle of a somewhat important work call, and wrestle the tyres into the flat, and the tyres take up half the hallway and are generally a pain in the arse, and you sack off work mid-afternoon and go on the lash in blissful ignorance and get home half cut and stinking of curry... well, expect a domestic.

    Hello, sofa... old friend.

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