Overheard at the LFGSS golf club bar

A couple of my best mates are hedge-fund traders and make unbelievable amounts of money

Twice in a week!

ha-ha, pleased to be quoted. Glad to say I'm not a #golfwanker and definitely not a member

I'm... rich... mega rich.

In short, people are twats, they're.. the problem.

Spent £3k on carpets

When did buying carpets become golf club?
Doesn’t everyone have 100m2 upstairs?

Is this for the camper van purchase?

all the Sonos stuff I've heard sounds terrible... In the way that it plays the music but conveys nothing of its soul

Probably more Pseud's Corner than Golf Club

Sonos is pure golf club

Have you seen the price of decent carpet underlay and fitting?

Yeah I'd have thought some endangered wood species, or the cobbles from the Spanish steps.

we did live in rural North Yorkshire and participated in shooting sports

Shooterers and golfists are very different types and most likely to despise each other.

Sonos = Bose for Millennials

So so true.

Oi i had a few shooters...if you buy right they can be a good investment.

So I'm told.

sonos is good not bad imo

Dodgy Essex geezers wiv shooters, now that IS pure golf club!

I would say B&O, but whatever...

Shooterers and golfists are very different types and most likely to despise each other

Both love to reserve giant tracts of usable land for pursuits with prohibitively high financial barriers to entry. You think they would have more in common.

Both of which have devastating impacts on biodiversity.

Just like to point out that not all shooting is the stupid British tallyho horseback nonsing around stuff, nor does it have to be the bag load of semi-autos with all clips unloaded into shopping centre US style. Target shooting is fun.

Continuing the Devil's Advocaat theme.. golf might be for pricks, but at least it keeps those pricks in a field for a few hours. That's a few hours on a Sunday you're less likely to be run down by a gammon in a Flange Rover.

Lot of shooting on golf courses, they love getting up early to shoot squirrels and rabbits with their .22s! 'hunters' that is

Target shooting is fun.

golf also good not bad imo