Hybrids / bad mountain bikes / insta wagons / bling rigids - please, i beg, no 700c 😩

From rusty frame to wanky shopper

Tyres possibly need to be chonkier for this thread

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Love seeing old junkers made nice.
Would have kept the original bars though

Here are some shit I've been building the last 4 years to make my brain living correctly between my love for old MTB's & Frankenbikes and my hate for way too performance oriented bullshit dentist poor paintjobed $$$ bikes :

Phwoaaaaaaaaaaar the Fat Chance and the Serotta are dreamy.

Strong work

Man that fat chance is a banger. 10/10

should have left it in the skip it was found IMO

Phwoarr!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F92d9D3gC04

I'm generally a fan of what he does, but I wish he'd give up with that thing tbh

So nice!
I wish my serotta atx wasnt stolen from me a few years ago...

When is the wanker bikes nft collection coming out, the more wanker parts the higher rarity. Got to happen

Subtle, I like it. Also Altus big jockey gang!

If I found a frame to build around these would I qualify for this thread? #buildplanning

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@launchpadboi ‘s new bling rig and my trusty Rockhopper for approval from you wankers.

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Calling the cops on that front mudguard. It's stressing me out.

Otherwise perfect vibes

Same, need to get me one of those mud-guard flutes. It’s not a good look!

I saw this frame on ebay, was really tempted. Looks like good fun!

this guy's 1998 rockhopper:
https://www.reddit.com/r/xbiking/comments/qq8b2d/finished_my_1998_rockhopper_gravel_conversion/

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Wanker bandits on the prowl!

@launchpadboi @joshturnip and meeeeeeee

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Wanker or sub-wanker? Or neither?
I just don’t know what to think any more

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Clydesdale forks must fit the wanker bill, right?

Been debating one for a long time. Can’t remember where I saw this but I don’t think I’ve seen it in the thread

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ha, beat me to it. just saw this on instagram