Richard Branson falls off his bike and thinks he might die!

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/richard-branson-cheats-death-in-horrific-bike-crash-on-british-virgin-islands-a3330571.html

£1 pls

"I was heading down a hill towards Leverick Bay when it suddenly got really dark and I managed to hit a sleeping policeman hump in the road head on.

Head on collision with a speed bump! Fuck!

My bike went flying off the cliff and disappeared.

Dramatic

I really thought I was going to die. I went flying head-first towards the concrete road

Oh no.

my shoulder and cheek took the brunt of the impact, and I was wearing a helmet that saved my life

So it saved your life or...not really?

I like how we expect people who have experienced the trauma of a crash to have scientific and objective opinion on what the helmet has done for them. That seems perfectly reasonable.

So you do like it or...not really? :)

I can honestly say that I couldn't like it any more than I already do.

"my life was literally flashing before my eyes."

And it was so dull it flashed by again

Today is the FIFTH anniversary of when Kate Winslet set fire to his house.

Sounds like his cheek (and shoulder) saved his life

My biggest hardship is having to drink tea out of a straw.

My biggest hardship is trying to extricate myself from Virgin Media

No mention of the fact that his daughter graduated in medicine from ucl, not sure if she actually practiced as a doctor. But I'm sure she could cope with her old man's grazed face.

Now he wants 'Us' to save his airline.

Tory donor ;)

Fell off again today when both his brakes totally failed! What do you reckon really happened, totally locked up?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10187041/Richard-Branson-71-shows-gruesome-injuries-colossal-cycling-crash.html

Again apparently his helmet saved his life.

brakes totally failed

On re-entry?

Why did I read the comments...

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I didn't know Richard Branson used Maguras

Can you say you use Maguras if they don't do the thing they're supposed to do

Funny