Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Its only one of the cheap no logo ones but still why do this?? Looks brand new as well

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user amey’s latest CP build. no poppy though, for shame

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Money does not buy taste...

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Most of the ugliness is due to extreme fit. Do it in a normal size and it's your average MAMIL boat.

I think it's the zipp branding, the trek branding, the paint job, the stem, the frame esp seat tube cluster 🤮 the fact it's been photographed cross- chaining, AND THE LOGOS ON THE WHEELS AREN'T LINED UP THE SAME

Basically it's an abomination.

Could definitely be photographed better but that’s just typical of the ‘all the gear no idea’ crew innit?

With you on the seat cluster. There’s something about it that reminds me of my father-in-law’s carpentry.

There’s something about it that reminds me of my father-in-law’s carpentry.

Oaft! Brutal!

Me and my brother joined my dad and his cycling club on a 50 mile charity ride / sportive thing a few weeks ago. First time I've ever done anything like that, and I found it quite funny how me and brother were the youngest people there, riding the oldest bikes by far, 20-30 year old steel tourers. Vast majority of the other riders were on bikes very much like this. There's no moral to this story as we were by far the slowest. To my shame I also found myself kind of liking these bikes, something a bit H.R Giger about them

something a bit H.R Giger about them

In that they usually tend to have a massive prick on them?

lol ^

something something in space no one can hear you bonk something something

I honestly think this is my favorite MTB ever. I'm not even joking.

Kane (making tea): I can’t find the milk!
Ripley: In space, no one can. Here, use cream.

Killer V Restomod

Something about the enormous frame and tiny wheels make me quite uncomfortable…

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That looks so wrong. They've forced the seat cluster into that awkward geometry, and still the seat stays aren't even parallel to the downtube.

But its pink and baby blue and that's all that matters

Reminds me of my charge steamer

Looks like a '57 Chevy I used to have

Pictures to be posted in the car thread or it ain't true....

Moots Malcolm

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Not my words, the words of Patrick Swayze

Apologies, didn't spot the reference. Let Patrick speak for himself, I'll bring the Ouija board.

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