fka Splat's That (Bristol-Bath cycle path destroyers)

Here's what I've got planned for it :

• don't spend too much money
  
• horizontal dropouts suggests singlespeed
  
• dynamo front hub
  
• wide bars
  
• repaint the stem to evoke the teal niceness it would have been originally
  
• keep the suspension seatpost??
  
• big front rack
  
• cushy plump tyres
  
• mudguards
  
• don't, and I cannot stress this enough, spend too much money