Non-function, aesthetic only accessories

Forgive me if a thread already exists, but I was wondering if there are many options for braze on/general bike accessories that are aesthetic only.

I’m talking saddle rail charms, fun things to screw into braze-ons. No actual function other than looks.

The modern day equivalent of alley cat race cards in spokes.

*Hobo Pieces is functional, blue lug puffy reflector is also but I would say more aesthetic?

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These. Abso-fucking-lutely useless.

Infact, any bottle opener accessory. If you can’t find a way to open bottle with the normal components on a bike then you don’t deserve the beer.

Carbon bars, beer bottle spacer. Something special here.

SPD cleats for beer bottles.

Very here for this thread - was quite pleased with myself when I a) found this licence plate and b) found a way to attach it neatly

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Also props to Zetland Cycles for his patented Disco Duck: https://www.instagram.com/p/COTcY3yhXaZ/

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But really, you could put 90% of this forum under "Non-function aesthetic only"

Putting it out there now if anyone has one of these, I will give you money.

But really, you could put 90% of this forum under "Non-function aesthetic only"

I want to disagree but I can’t… oof

This is what I’m taking about, Zetland helping push the new trend of m5 bolt mementos.

I've definitely got some somewhere.

SPD cleats for beer bottles.

Shimano DX pedals if you run flats.

Haters will say cantilever brakes

Don’t speak to me or my Neo-Retro like that!

If you find any out you know who to speak to ;)

Hey, I'm a canti fan/user

Feast your eyes… feat;

Reflective danglers

Gargoyle protectors

Dango Bros ᵀᴹ

Lionel Messi brake lever free-kick

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Dammit's Maguras

Suspension forks on BSOs

The smallest sprocket on any of my bikes.

You mean they don’t work!!??

Big oof

Nalgene wide mouth - half the water gets lost down the side of my face 💦

Similar to @M_V anything bottle cap related 🍺

Top tube protectors - shoot me 🩹

Funny, happy, smiling quill 😊

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I put this mug on my Wankster purely to annoy someone I occasionally see on my commute home from work. Petty? But it still makes me smile.

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to annoy someone

Functional. DQ'd.