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  • Ha, scenes in the past couple of weeks. First up, head of ESG came in wearing a Barbour waxed type gilet one day, yer man looked like he was taking five from an arduous weekend hunt with Harrow Old Boys. He got ripped apart by everyone, then it turned out that there was some truth in the hunting jokes. And that he's actually Charterhouse... ESG head honcho hunting at weekends, press would have a field day.

    Then one of the Hedgies, who is well respected but nobody really gets, came in wearing a black, quilted Lululemon number. Absolutely nobody knew what to do with that one, so utterly leftfield it left the whole floor befuddled. Lulu... total big dick disruptor play, to be fair only a Hedgie would even think of a 4D chess move like that.

  • Had me in absolute stitches 🤣🤣

    Any Schoffels knocking about? Or strictly weekend affair?

  • I only recall one at my old shop a few years ago, Swiss guy. Not even Swiss-German so no idea what he was trying to rep, like mate if you turn up rocking a Mammut then kudos for buying local and hey, Mammut is all round class, but what's up with this weak-ass country bumpkin shit?!

    Anyway he was pseudo-sales so doesn't even count. Actually that's being kind, he was a total admin monkey. The kind that gets shat on by the Associates who constantly get shat on by MDs with 'pls fix' on Fridays at 6pm. Oh Pascale, no wonder you ended up at Swiss Re.

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