Epic fail

After the debate about “my builder” I have no idea how to refer to other people with whom I have any kind of relationship.

Thankfully my misanthropic nature helps with this.

My wife

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After the debate about “my builder”

The fact that your mind somehow linked these two things is weird.

I see it

It's alright saying how great trees are but look at this bastard, taking up half the pavement, not a thought for anyone in a wheelchair or a female mum pushing a pram. And then there's all the leaves it's just dropping anywhere it wants which some other poor sod will have to clean up.

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It's fine, the carpenter will come to the rescue of those groups and chop it down to make something out of it. It's Mike Graham of TalkRadio who wants to keep the tree there blocking the path and littering.

Was a fun, short show on radio 4 yesterday called hacking capitalism which used an example of how African farmers could massively improve production if they can mechanise the work but currently don't have access to credit, lack of capital, machines, support to do so but how a bunch of innovators (Chinese copy cats firms ignoring IP), open source software and crypto were all working to provide these new opportunities and bring large efficiencies and improvements in living standards to areas that current corporate interests have failed

Nice brick hedge growing next to it.

…the misanthropic nature…

Carefully planted there by the bricklayer's grandfather over a hundred years ago. And then tenderly nurtured into its current height by successive generations of bricklayers.

British bricklayers

Think you're probs joking but, As the summers heat up, we will be increasingly grateful for the cooling and air filtering effects of trees. Access should be designed around them, a tree blocking the pavement is a failure of pavement design not a tree problem.

https://www.anthropocenemagazine.org/2019/04/in-the-fight-against-urban-swelter-trees-are-powerful-but-not-a-panacea/?gclid=EAIaIQobChMI06fikrTr8wIVyO3tCh1GjAi9EAAYBCAAEgKXH_D_BwE

a tree blocking the pavement is a failure of pavement design not a tree problem

Preach

You're all a bunch of big tree shills

What nonsense. Trees have had their own way for longer than I can remember, and that's going back weeks. Take parks for example. Full of weirdos and perverts being knowingly sheltered by trees. And bushes, but don't get me started on those stunted little shits. When you get robbed in your own home, it's not trees you call is it? It's the police. I think that speaks for itself and people's twisted priorities. Pretentious wooden tosspots.

Forrin trees coming over here, taking our sunlight…

I remember when all of this was just fields.

Saying what we're all thinking, you're just brave enough to say it

Think you're probs joking…

Lols.

More paedos where there are trees. Has there ever been an abuse scandal in Antarctica?
No trees there either, just saying.

If it weren’t for trees none of you NONE OF YOU! would have the quality of life that you do. Trees give us rubber for our fires, paper for our napkins, and cover for dogging should y’all be so inclined. Not to mention wood for those axes that you’re all so keen to grind.

Not to mention sticks for our dogs

And a convenient place to hang the dog poo bags.

And a convenient place to hang the dog

And a convenient place to hang the dog's owner

Oooh yeah, I like it